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Detroit Strip Clubs: Jesse Jackson Claims Tea Party Racists Stole His Cadillac….In Detroit!

Jackson’s Escalade Was Stolen from In Front of this Upscale Gentleman’s Club in Downtown Detroit!
Race Baiter and Hate Monger the Reverend (sic) Jesse Jackson today claimed that the perpetrators who stole his Cadillac Escalade while he was at a Detroit Strip Club “must have been those White Tea Party Racists!”Jackson, in town to meet with Government Motors,(GM) officials and United Auto Workers (UAW) Union leaders to discuss how they could leverage dismal 2nd quarter earnings into more Government Bail Out Money, was dismayed after emerging from “The Gentleman’s Ebony Club” in downtown Detroit where the meeting was held, to find his tricked out Cadillac Escalade with the 24 inch chrome wheels and the statue of a Black Virgin Mary hood emblem wasn’t parked next to the fire hydrant where he left it with the handicapped permit attached to the rear view mirror.The theft follows a pattern where only last week Detroit Mayor Dave Bing had his Chevrolet Tahoe stolen when he …

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